You get that well known feeling down deep.
The toilet is feet away. You wipe it clean. Drop your drawers. Extra freedom is necessary for a wide comfortable stance. Lick your fingers. Like the basketball players do when they need extra grip. Transfer that moisture to your backside where your thighs meet your can. Spread the cheeks to ensure clean passage. Make sure weight is evenly distributed. You will know if your feet start to tingle that you didn't quite get it right. Grab a book. Release the urge. Enjoy the next 10 - 15 minutes.
But don't look over your shoulder. You may see me, the correctional officer, opening your window for a random check....
Unless you are lucky enough to be in a camera cell. Then we can rewind and replay. Make sure to wipe well and wash your hands or we may call you on your intercom, laughing.
Zero privacy in prison. It stinks, literally.
Hahahahahaha! I thought you were talking about yourself (cuz that is exactly how YOU do it), til I realized it was through the perspective of an inmate. Do you really go back and watch the tapes of them taking a dump? If you answered "yes" to this, maybe you should seek a bit of counseling. Your work benefits cover that, right? Then again, you may lose your job. LOL! I love you!
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