Wednesday, August 31, 2011

End the Saga of the Troll

The Troll acted out again about a month ago. He covered his window and would not cuff up. The Shift Commander gave us the 'ok' to go in and get him. We threatened to spray him and he cuffed up.

Our Captain sat down with him the following day. He said, "Troll, you keep acting out and trying our patience and we are sick of it. The next time you do anything, I have given my crew the go ahead to use the big fogger on you. Have you ever been sprayed?"

Troll stuttered, "N-N-No."

"Well", replied the Captain, "the spray shoots out in a stream and effects only where it hits. The fogger, on the other hand, fills your cell with cloud of damp chemical that burns everthing, everywhere. It is 10 times as potent as the regular spray, and you haven't even tried that. Would you like to try it?"

"N-N-N0, Sir."

Troll has been an angel for 3 weeks now.


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